It’s Friday, your week has been tough, and the kroket is calling, so don’t leave it frying. This site exists solely to justify your snack and make it sound like a cultural obligation.
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Germany has launched Jupiter, not in space but as the best super computer of Europe. It has around 739 Petaflops. It can calculate things super fast. But can it calculate how many Kroketflops will happen today. Rumours say that the first research will be about the amount of vitamin Ks are added to a person on average on fridays and that this might be the key to world peace. Before the research has ended lets feed it and ourselves with a delicious Kroket.
Morning all, yesterday it was the 50th anniversary of the movie Jaws. Fun myth about the movie is that they had to tame the shark by shooting Korkets in the beast with a special Kroket Canon. The beast was so in love with krokets that he actually didn’t like human flesh anymore but the acting skills of the shark were amazing. Should’ve recieved an oscar for it. So lets pretend to be jaws today and bite in some delicious krokets.
Hello Sailors, yesterday our own Prins Pils the King was taking it easy on its sailboat. Lurking a beer and even got time to get a kroket on its way to his mother sailboat. And even got a hat as goodie. Lets follow by example and order Krokets today and live as a King!
Goodmorning all! Looks like we are getting more and more sun so before summer ends this is your chance to nice tan. And maybe your tan wil turn out just as great as a Kroket.Did you know with all the vitamin Ks in Krokets that you will tan more smoothly! So get yourself a Kroket to boost the tan enmustardzines to boost your tanning.
Hello All, Be aware there is a problem in the Netherlands, and it is called a Wolf. In Utrecht you are not safe this vicious creature bites children, is eating the cats, is eating the dogs. So don’t go near the forest in Utrecht. Unless you visit the forest on Fridays. The wolf has been showing a pattern that every friday it walks to the nearest Febo to get a Kroket and that gives him enough energy for the rest of the day. Like we already knew and if wolfs are doing it why don’t you!
Some say, that the reason that there are so little krokets in the world is because of Alien abduction and they love it so much that they even have a Febo fly in next the to 12th moon of Saturn. Luckily we can abduct one ourselves today for TGIKF!
Goodmorning holipeople, This weekend is a nice weekend for a camping trip. The wheater will be sunny wet. So time to boost my trip with a kick ass lunch (hint it contains krokets). What can go wrong when you have a Kroket with you.
Yesterday was a pleasant evening, the meetup was fun, Berry shared his thoughts on estimations in a good talk. The pizzas were good as well but we couldn’t finish them all so there are are still some left overs. So how about a Kroket on a pizza, never seen that before so it must be a great idea!
Hey hey hey, holiday season is starting so next week you’ll be enjoying Krokets on the Camping. So don’t forget to pack your deepfrying pan so you are always able to fry this delicious kroket. And if your camping doesn’t support high wattage then PLEASE EAT SOME EXTRA KROKETS TODAY!
People prepare yourself! for the flood that is coming this weekend. Big amounts of water will flow over the streets on your roofs on you soil. Let us not be afraid and pray to the Kroket-lord to spare us. To honor the Kroket-lord order your Kroket today. I will sacrifice myself to gather the holy relics and bring them in the office for the holy ritual, The Weekly Krokets Devouring.
Good morning, This afternoon we are going to play Padel. You are still able to join us if you want to. To rocketfuel ourselves we can use a kroket for the extra boost during Padel.
Last week we’ve enjoyed a great Tilaa BBQ in the RIPS. I cannot believe how much we ate and it seems like they ordered extra meet in order to keep up with our Kroket consumption.
Morning fellow europeans! while ther is a lot going on on the otherside of the ocean there has been one thing that got the seal of approval by the orange guy. Maybe its because it has the same skin tone as him but he allows TGIKF So lets enjoy and celebrate this moment!
Grab you krokets! it is truly an amazing day for Krokets. Look at all the funky stuff happening in the world for a Kroket post. Tom Cruise has world record, skydiving with a burning hot Kroket in his mouth (16 times) Trains don’t ride today, all aboard the Kroket hype! In Someren the great championship of Jeu de Boules will be organized Elon and Donald are in an argument. The Kabinet has fallen, couldn’t agree if a Kaas Kroket was better then a Shrimp Kroket